To The Love Of My Life

Dear Wife,

Today is July 12th, 2010 and it is our two-year marriage anniversary. I want to write you this "love" letter because I thought it would make you laugh. The other reason for this letter is because when I get old and grumpy you can read this back to me to remind me of our first two years of marriage.  I guess I better start writing some of the memories of our first two years.

Wow! Two years and you are still with me! That is incredible! 

I thought after I passed gas the first time you would sure start the process of the dreaded "D" word. However, instead of that you let one rip yourself. Needless to say I did not think that was possible, much less 8,000 feet on a ghost town in a Colorado mountain. Yes, you are probably smiling with your wide smile at the screen right now and thinking,"What is wrong with him!? Now everyone reading will know that I fart!" Honey, everyone farts I just think yours smell better!? :)

Okay, enough of the nasty smelly gas stuff. I would like to take this time to apologize for telling you to get out of the car because the bridge sing read,"Weight Limit 20 Tons", and we were about to drive over it. I know all the ladies reading this letter that are not my wife would have slapped me. What did you do? Well first you looked like you had just got punched in the stomach and then you gave me the,"My husband is crazy and why did he say that?", look. To my defence I was just testing the newly wed waters and seeing how far I could push the envelope before my mouth and humor got me in trouble. I must say that after that incident I could tell that you really, REALLY were in love with me because any other woman would have probably been pissed for a week.

Since I made you laugh...

Okay, now that you have smiled and laughed out loud here is the other things that I want to let you know. If someone offered me a million gazillion dollars or your love and us being broke, I would reply what about half a million gazillion and the girl? :) I am kidding. In all seriousness you have been amazing these last two years. In my dreams I had someone like you but not quite as amazing. You have made me a better person with everything you teach me everyday. I know I have learned from you more than I can write about. You make me feel all funny inside when you talk to me about your dreams and our dreams.

In the last two years I have grown to know you for the amazing woman that you are. I love when you know exactly what I am feeling at any given time and we don't even have to discuss things all that much. I love when we lay in bed and giggle like newlyweds. I love how we work as a team and help each other conquer the goals we set out to meet. I love that I know I have you next to me when things are falling apart around me. I love that when I am in a state of frenzy you somehow know what I need to hear. I love that you don't get mad at me when I leave the toilet seat up (yes, it's a big deal). I love to see you smile when I crack a joke. I love hearing your voice in the morning and seeing those big blue eyes when they are still sleepy. I love when I come home and there is a big warm hug waiting for me. I love that you tell me how much you love me. I love you babe, forever and ever.

If you started to cry please stop....because I don't love to see you cry.

I hope that I can keep being the husband that you have always dreamed of. I promise, you my wife, that I will give you my all and rest assured that when those babies get here with there poop and all, I will be right next to you helping out. I pray to my God that he keeps blessing us with each others compassion and love for the next 100 years. I know I am not perfect and I know that when I stumble you will be right there extending your hand.

I love you and this is to the next 100 years of young love that we have ahead of us.


- The Husband That Farts and Loves You